do you ever read old conversations you had with someone and realize how much more they used to be interested you and it makes you feel like complete shit because everything is different now and you can tell you’ve just lost that shine that got their attention in the first place
Are you serious right now? I’m a fully certified neurosurgeon. I can break into people’s heads and rewire their brains and tamper with their memory, no problem. But this? This juice box? This sugary drink marketed for eight year olds? No. Sticking a straw into this juice container is apparently just too much for me to handle without fucking it up. I’m done. I quit. Goodbye.
F is for vodka
U is for vodka
N is for vodka.
i was cuddling this guy once n he had his head on my chest n just whispered “what did you just think about?” and i went “netflix” becus i was thinkin about netflix and he just went
"oh. your heart sped up and i… ok"
shipping your ocs
people drawing your ocs
a haiku about kingdom hearts:
oh my fucking shit
heal me god fucking dammit
for fuck’s sake donald
The witch’s pantry
#is he the witch or is he the witch’s sidekick #bored lil college student earning minimum wage chopping up salamander livers and reorganising the ingredients jars into alphabetical order #putting ‘best before’ dates on all the labels #”i can’t believe she was keeping the HUMAN EYEBALLS with the NIGHTSHADE ugh”#better than starbucks (via queerpotters)
i need this to be a story I can read, stat